poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via phobias)

bitrates:

I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

(Quelle: bitrates, via ruinedchildhood)

(Quelle: tlotrgifs, via lass-krachen)

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

(via dopestm0therfucker)

glamydia:

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

(via teenytigress)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via metaphern)

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via metaphern)

boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

(Quelle: naprasno, via lass-krachen)

unwichtigerjunge:

verzichtbar:

nein.

Auf keinen Fall :)


Schon.

unwichtigerjunge:

verzichtbar:

nein.

Auf keinen Fall :)

Schon.

(Quelle: sweetaugust16, via lass-krachen)

wintrforever:

alwaysbummy:

4rcticmankeys:

toxicvnt:

The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos

wintrforever:

alwaysbummy:

4rcticmankeys:

toxicvnt:

The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos

(via coachela)

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i just clicked on a link for a gay porn website bc i wasn’t thinking straight and there are a lot of adults in the room and my laptop is on show

how many more people are going to point out the phrase “wasn’t thinking straight”

(Quelle: fruitcrocs, via now-live-your-life)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via anothercleverjedimindtrick)