radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

(Quelle: hohokev, via dopestm0therfucker)

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

(via homophobic)

Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.

Yara Bashraheel  (via sundaylatte)

(Quelle: yarotica, via dopestm0therfucker)

recoup:

When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry

(via dopestm0therfucker)

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

(via dopestm0therfucker)

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via nishlo)

(Quelle: amywho, via dopestm0therfucker)

If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.

I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

(via inkonsequenz)

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

(via homophobic)

tubesock:

dragondicks:

they don’t even howl properly. their mouths are wide open huskies are big furry idiot toddlers

they sound like Will Smith when he acts foolish on TV

(via homophobic)