ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

(Quelle: nuemoved, via pizza)

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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Was she really beautiful? Was she at least what they call attractive? She was exasperation, she was torture.

Vladimir Nabokov, Ada, or Ardor: A Family Chronicle (via wordsnquotes)

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(Quelle: cyberho, via pizza)

dolorimeter:

don’t fuck me like you love me if you don’t
polyester slip with lace

dolorimeter:

don’t fuck me like you love me if you don’t

polyester slip with lace

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suckonmynick:

Me going bowling

(Quelle: bgc-land, via ruinedchildhood)

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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amandagoodbyeness:

WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINEimage

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I’d hate you if I could.

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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