beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

teapayne:

you never know!

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

Ich träume von Weltreisen, doch bekomme es nicht hin mein Bett zu verlassen.

Birkay Daglar (via blutsigniert)

(via egal-schillerwardichter)

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

(via phobias)

tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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(via foreveralone-lyguy)

shittier:

who is she

(Quelle: cyndaquilz, via ruinedchildhood)

I dont know what it is about you. Maybe its the way nothing else matters when we’re talking, or how you make me smile more than anyone else has. It could be the way you say the right thing at exactly the right time. But whatever it is, I just want you to know that it means everything to me.

thelovenotebook (via poesietanz)

(Quelle: thelovenotebook, via babyhaze)

africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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(via phobias)

I just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants whatever.

(Quelle: allisforsaken, via inkonsequenz)

(Quelle: sadgirls, via inkonsequenz)

thelovenotebook:

More good vibes here

deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’

(via phobias)