idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via grandkanye)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via wakemeeupwhenicare)

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

(via wakemeeupwhenicare)

(via kopftot)

rad1calcunt:

natural boobs (◕‿◕✿)

fake boobs (✿◠‿◠)

small boobs (◕‿-)

big boobs (。♥‿♥。)

boobs (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(via egalitaer)

(via isoj)

ideulistic:

lacedpetals:

vanessa is the luckiest girl ever
she’s famous
she got zac efron’s d
she’s dating austin butler
she’s rich
she’s famous

i care only about the 2nd tbh

ideulistic:

lacedpetals:

vanessa is the luckiest girl ever

  1. she’s famous
  2. she got zac efron’s d
  3. she’s dating austin butler
  4. she’s rich
  5. she’s famous

i care only about the 2nd tbh

(Quelle: have--not, via sofe-tch)

If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.

(via foxgrl)

(via screwyou-ami)

satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be double sided posters
satan: let there be 3 years since the last update
satan: let there be character urls that haven't been used in 2 years
satan: let there be alphabets in math
katara:

squirrels are beautiful creatures 

katara:

squirrels are beautiful creatures 

(via fartgallery)

bigbustygeek:

jackhawksmoor:

sometimes the universe just hands you a joke

I will never tire of reblogging this set.

(via katnisstiel)

the-vegan-muser:

jakeforjesus:

Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old

12: the most hated age in the world 

(via klassenkampf)

the-diamondlife:

Made this case and was planning on selling on my shop too but can’t because of copyright, booooo! But now I get to rock this awesomeness personally and no one has the same one (;

the-diamondlife:

Made this case and was planning on selling on my shop too but can’t because of copyright, booooo! But now I get to rock this awesomeness personally and no one has the same one (;

(via sofe-tch)

sexhaver:

what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth

(via richarcl)