Fun Fact: The average person will walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they decided not to murder you.
THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A
WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’
I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN
ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
|Me:||what's your wifi code?|
|Them:||oh I don't know it's a bunch of numbers|
|Me:||oh.. you're one of those houses|