i’d like to remind the defendant that he is under oath and therefore must answer with complete honesty… do i look cute in this judge wig?
(via fartgallery)
well I voted for the wrong guy
(Quelle: seriousjones, via long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge)
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
(via boooyaka)
“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.”
(Quelle: time-slipsaway, via clawnk)
this guy at starbucks was cutting cigarettes up and putting all the tobacco in a pile and every time someone looked at him he would say “dont worry this is not illegal”
IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM
THAT IS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM
HIS FACE
(Quelle: popanddrugs, via long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge)
(Quelle: meanplastic, via ipaintyouwings)
(via ipaintyouwings)
(Quelle: tribalsong, via johnslegacy)
(via clawnk)
(Quelle: n-i-g-h-t-s, via clawnk)
(Quelle: bronsonsnelling, via clawnk)
OH
MY
GOD
I HEARDT HE THING. I HEARD IT IN MY HEAD.
OH ITS ONE OF THOSE GIFS YOU CAN HEAR.
SCREAM
(via ipaintyouwings)
*gets called up to the office* [rest of the class voice] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(via richarcl)
”
I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be insane.
George Orwell, 1984. (via dreamypeace)
(Quelle: evocativesynthesis, via pseudopoesie)
