tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno.

(Quelle: xepire, via not-easybutworthit)

fakedean:

omigawdmatt:

OH MY GOD THERE IS A PHOTOSET OF THIS?

German humour, ladies and gentlemen

(Quelle: kiekstn)

surfandwrite:

Kill the part of you that believes it can’t survive without someone else.

(Quelle: surfandwrite, via kaltes-alaska)

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

(via voldemxrt)

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

(Quelle: unconfuses, via metaphern)

(Quelle: flickr.com, via metaphern)

(Quelle: johnnybravo20, via metaphern)

cuntchita:

Jesus has spoken

(Quelle: cwtn, via now-live-your-life)

bangjensen:

THIS IS THE BEST JOKE IVE EVER SEEN

bangjensen:

THIS IS THE BEST JOKE IVE EVER SEEN

(Quelle: kimsjongin, via dopestm0therfucker)