(via pokec0re)

mysecretstrength:

I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

(via pht-even)

(Quelle: ab-sque, via pht-even)

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(Quelle: teenagenicks, via timafej)

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

(Quelle: okusuck, via phobias)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose


#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

image

#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

(Quelle: moreissues--thanvogue, via now-live-your-life)

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

(via whoreforthelord)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Quelle: territorialcreep, via whoreforthelord)

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via whoreforthelord)

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

(Quelle: yadoking-moved, via phobias)

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

(via pizza)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via phobias)

(Quelle: zizicat, via freiheiterkeit)