(via supjono)
(via klassenkampf)
holy shit.
When this gets 100k notes I will scream
i wish i could write like this
Hey my poem
(via klassenkampf)
(via egal-schillerwardichter)
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
(via klassenkampf)
(via egal-schillerwardichter)
(via perle-an-der-spree)
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch
i have been laughing at this for approximately twelve hours
(via averlac)
if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
(via grandkanye)
“bacon + eggs”
(Quelle: mewmewcrossing, via earthnation)
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
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(via earthnation)
(Quelle: epic-humor, via whatsacanada)
