sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Quelle: manaphy, via wannaleavemyfearsbehind)

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

(Quelle: thespoonmissioner, via anothercleverjedimindtrick)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

(via phobias)

Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.

(via versteur)

(Quelle: dudeshesgay, via potayto)

superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

(via pizza)

As humans, we ruin everything we touch, including each other.

(via mermaidsongs)

*including ourselves

(via stability)

(Quelle: del-dystopia, via pizza)

ilgy:

i’m literally lsp

(Quelle: pretendplaytime, via anothercleverjedimindtrick)

ikna:

​this is my fav pic on my wall

ikna:

​this is my fav pic on my wall

(via untermieter)

(Quelle: butthex, via ruinedchildhood)

sloth-grunge:

*takes nudes in the Apple store*

(via phobias)

3AM: the time to miss people who don’t miss you.

Ten Word Story #11 - Ming D. Liu (via halluzinogen)

(via potayto)

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Quelle: imgfave, via pizza)