alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via teenytigress)

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

image

(Quelle: shredbundy, via teenytigress)

suburban-auschwitz:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time

(via tyralishes)

ziggystardick:

Bestfri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
B(∞)ty

(via phobias)

amor-fatix3:

"Uh, dad… Dad.. What’s going on? DADD!"

amor-fatix3:

"Uh, dad… Dad.. What’s going on? DADD!"

(Quelle: ForGIFs.com, via teenytigress)

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Quelle: reconcicle, via ciggahret)

(Quelle: iraffiruse, via teenytigress)

(Quelle: spongebob, via teenytigress)

nwtsboy:

gimmie a hand job now

nwtsboy:

gimmie a hand job now

(Quelle: krishnaa, via ciggahret)

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(Quelle: emmaswaaan, via pizza)

mako-symptoms:

this will always be funny

(Quelle: clubpenguindoneright, via teenytigress)

conlacabezaenlasnuves:

Fucking love you

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

(Quelle: sandandglass, via teenytigress)

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

oh my god… there’s like … hard discolored lumps in my blueberry yogurt??? like im about to throw up

update: they are blueberries

(via peewentz)