dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

(via nishlo)

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice
vampirevvekend:

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 

vampirevvekend:

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 

(via ruinedchildhood)

goizord:

when ya see the big anime tiddie

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(via homophobic)

enemaroberts:

when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af

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(via homophobic)

worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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(Quelle: worldpeaces, via dopestm0therfucker)

slippinbeauty:


happy bday kim

slippinbeauty:

happy bday kim

(via dopestm0therfucker)

erwinnsmith:

i respect all ships
no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.

(via xctaviablake)

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via xylit)

(Quelle: anachronica, via xylit)

(Quelle: t3chn0ir, via mistfinger)