subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

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darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

image

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exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

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fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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whisperingf0rests:

artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

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fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

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jesuschristvevo:

When you know a song so well that you can listen to it in your head without actually listening to it

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gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

(Quelle: thewhatever, via tricycl)

Protect your peace. Get rid of toxicity. Cleanse your space. Cultivate love.

imminentlyginger:

jkimisyellow:

caughthesnitch:

Bonus:

harritude

those few times when book Harry the sass master got through

(Quelle: quickcilver, via teenytigress)

meulin-weipon:

Republicans

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ghoustly:

close enough haha

ghoustly:

close enough haha

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memebuscemi:

trekkie1332:

memebuscemi:

the spice girls > the beatles

what the actual fuck

what?? scared to hear the truth??

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