(Quelle: fuks, via svveden)

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(via teenytigress)

person: what's your favorite season?
me: probably season 5
person:
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: oh you meant like winter or summer okay my bad

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Quelle: babedwire, via teenytigress)

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Quelle: jamesbabeshaw, via ciggahret)

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

(via teenytigress)

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

(via teenytigress)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via teenytigress)

(Quelle: heytinafey, via ciggahret)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via teenytigress)

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

image

(Quelle: shredbundy, via teenytigress)

suburban-auschwitz:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time

(via tyralishes)

ziggystardick:

Bestfri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
B(∞)ty

(via phobias)

amor-fatix3:

"Uh, dad… Dad.. What’s going on? DADD!"

amor-fatix3:

"Uh, dad… Dad.. What’s going on? DADD!"

(Quelle: ForGIFs.com, via teenytigress)